Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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