Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Randomize
