I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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