She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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