doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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