There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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