I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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