is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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