C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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