I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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