I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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