Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
