Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
that's an acceptable place to lick
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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