do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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