the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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