I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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