It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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