I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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