you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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