I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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