Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I lost the right to judge tonight
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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