is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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