I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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