Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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