White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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