Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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