did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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