i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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