there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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