The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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