Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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