okay pat passed out under dana's car
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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