Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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