Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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