Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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