Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
