Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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