oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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