I'm really into asian looking animals
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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