when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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