That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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