then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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