We're like a lot better than the average bears
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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