I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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