Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Sponge bath it is.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The adults are the big ones right?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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