he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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