the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Church boner. Awkwardddd
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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