I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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