Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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