dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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