Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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